首页作文故事儿童故事

英语幽默小故事(5篇)

英语幽默小故事1200字篇3

The Less You Know, the More Money You Make

Theorem: Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as businessexecutives.

Now a rigorous mathematical proof that explains why this is true:

Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.

Postulate 2: Time is Money.

As every engineer knows, Power=Work/Time. Since Knowledge=Power, andTime=Money, we have

Knowledge=Work/Money. Solving for Money, we get: Money=Work/Knowledge.

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity regardless ofthe Work done.

Conclusion: The less you know, the more money you make.

知识越少挣钱越多

定理:工程师和科学家永远应当比经济专家挣钱少。

下面是对该定理的一个严格的数学证明:

假设一:知识就是力量(Power)。

假设二:时间就是金钱。

每个工程师都知道:功率(Power)= 。既然知识=力量,时间=金钱,我们有:知识= 。求解金钱表达式,我们得到:金钱= 。

因此,当知识趋于零时,无论你做了多少功,金钱趋于无穷大。

结论:知识越少,你挣得的金钱就越多。