英语幽默小故事1200字篇2

They Should Be Playing at Night

A therapist, a priest and an economist go golfing. The group ahead of them is extremely slow, leading to some frustration among thethree. Their complaints are overheard, and a man from the group ahead walks over to them. He introduces himself as an aide because the group of golfers he iswith is blind! The aide thanks the three in appreciation for their patiencefor the blind golfers. The priest goes, "Oh no, all my life Ive preached forall to be better to my fellow man and here I am complaining about theblind!" The therapist says, "Ive been trained my whole life to help others andhere I am complaining about the blind, shame on me!" The economist says, "Ohno! They should be playing at night."

他们本该在晚上打球

神父、心理学家和经济学家三人结伴打高尔夫。前面的一组打球进度极其缓慢，这让三人大为恼火。他们开始抱怨，前面那组中的一人听到抱怨声后朝他们走了过来。他自我介绍说是前面那组球手们的助手，因为那组球手都是盲人。助手感谢他们三位耐心等待。神父听后忙说：“哦，不会吧?我一辈子都在祈祷同胞们过上更美好的生活，而我却在这里抱怨这些盲人!”心理学家也赶紧说：“我一生的信条是帮助别人，可是我却在这里抱怨这些盲人，我真惭愧!”这时只听经济学家说：“哦，别这样!他们本该在晚上打球的。”