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Today is fathers day. Im going to buy a gift for my dad with my pocket money,so I "kill" the little fat piggy bank.
I walked into the room and said to my father, "dad, I broke something."Father got angry, blew his beard and stared, and he kicked me in the ass withoutsaying a word. I was kicked out.
I took my pocket money and didnt go back to the shoe store. At the shoestore, I said to my bosss shoes, "buy an adults shoes." The boss say: "you are achild, how can buy adults shoes?" I told my boss it was for my father. The bossasked me again, "how big is your fathers foot?" I turned my butt up and showedhim the footprints of my father. The boss was surprised at first, but heimmediately responded, laughing and saying, "youve got your size on yourass."